Birthers Forget World Has Internet; Produce Obama's Kenyan Birth Certificate

Attorney/Carpet Installer/Pro Bowler Orly Taitz is insane, which is what makes her so gosh darned fun.

She supposedly has produced a Kenyan birth certificate for Barack Obama. That's it there...obviously folded into wallet size for convenient peddling to right wing teabaggers...and it's gotta be real, right?

But there are major, glaring flaws in this latest forgery, which is supposedly a copy produced in February of 1964 by the government of the Republic of Kenya (Obama was born in 1961, but the Birthers believe this particular document was related to his parents' divorce).

The biggest? Kenya gained its independence from the United Kingdom in December of 1963, but was known as the Dominion of Kenya until December of 1964 -- 10 months after this copy was allegedly made -- when it became a republic and changed its name.

There are some other basic issues with the document, including the age it gives for Obama's father, who's listed as 26. But Barack Obama Sr. was born in 1936, making him 24 or 25 at the time of his son's birth and 27 or 28 at the time the copy is dated.

These people are only as stupid as the millions who believe them. That's a pantload of stupid. And as Ron White says over and over...you can't fix stupid. Not all Republicans are crazies, but all these crazies are Republican, and they make up a HUGE percentage of their party.

World Nut Daily pushed this little piece of business which does wonders in shoring up what little credibility they had left. Compounding their troubles with this issue is their feverish attempt at defending their absolute certainty when the flood of evidence came out today. It's HILARIOUS. Back up the stupid truck...another huge load from WND.

And we're just a part of the big conspiracy. Excuse us...we have more conspirin' to do.

Comments

[Helena Montana]

I LOVE Ron White, although I am not crazy about the current state of his hair--or at least the state of his hair last time I saw him on the teevee. Bleached blond is not a good look for him.

[Donita, Riverside, CA]

Wait a minute... that signature on the bottom. It says Orly!

I don't have the skills but someone needs to make a program where you can download your own Kenyan birth certificate.

[Monkeyfister]

Hoff!

Here are a couple of UBER-doozy FReeper threads on all of this. OMFG the paranoia, and the GINORMOUS scale of this CONSPIRACY is widening by the minute.

http://monkeyfister.blogspot.com/2009/08/birfers-pawned-again.html

Lemme say this, though-- it is, indeed, hilarious-- until you stop and think just how serious it is to them. This is deeply real to them. They're crazy, of course, and they are armed to the teeth.

But, it is fun to Nelson-laugh at them, while they are still typing.

--mf

[Igor Marxomarxovich]

Old Russian saying...You can tell same lie 1000 time but not change truth!

Difference between USSR Communist media and USA "mainstream media"

In Russia government make media say what they want - even if lie.
In USA "mainstream media" try make government what they want - even if lie..
.....eventually they become same thing?!

I Igor produce Obama Birth Certificate at www.igormaro.org

Somehow this does not contradict the recent Obama birth certificate from Kenya

[ted]

Quick! Someone make up a Kenyan birth certificate for McCain, Palin and Bush.

[DICK CABEZA]

It has pocket folds and a tabouli stain, definitely authentic, and proves he was born in Kenya and is Muslim.

[Georgetown]

Now think about it, would someone who didn't want him in office use the glorification numbers 47- his age- O
first initial-44 the presiding number. And would someone who is trying to make the KBC look real use
0duya-translating to" Oh do you". Lastly, Where is the outrage? Where is the promise of legal action on behalf of the Pres or WH for falsifying legal documents?It is a Federal Crime you know. Well there is no outrage. The KBC had to have come from members of his own party,to humuliate and make light of the unadmitting dilemma facing in the WH. The same party that lead trusting American people into thinking
the term certificate was synonymous with certification.
(The 'certification' online is not a 'cerificate')
Have to admit the party is pretty clever, playing on the minds of unsuspecting Americans. The trusting people will keep their eyes closed to the facts and morph into the mind of a child resorting to mindless name calling in defense of a false belief.